I discovered yesterday I should do kink walking tours of the city.
We started semi-vanilla, the museum of sex. Walked over to A&J lingerie. I couldn’t resist a stroll down the wholesale lane. I even got a birthday tiara and a really nice pocketbook. I came out of there with a bag full of goodies. I’ve been searching for leggings with the skirt attached. Check that off the list for less than 5 bucks!
But back to the kinky stuff. I found this dress I really liked at the class on Wednesday and managed to get it for $15 cheaper, so I took that extra cash and brought the matching stockings. The crazy old spanish lady was funny. I thought she was going to make my cousin cry. We were discussing sizes, she looked at me and said oh, look for the S/M. I gave her a really? look. First rule of fetish wear is always size up, so I took off my coat and showed her my ass and she said “oh how the lord has blessed you (she was rail thin). She then corrected herself and said, no go M/L unless it’s assless:) Then the stockings she said I know your short but these have no give, so do the plus size. I was fine with this considering the material, I had to agree.
My cousin found a piece she liked and the woman was like “oh no, you need this section and took her to the queen size collection. She was so upset. This time last year she was only 102 pounds. Due to health issues and lots of steroids she has gained weight and she’s shorter than me, so she was very embarrassed. I tried to cheer her up, but she walked out empty handed. I haven’t tried any of it on, so honestly I have no idea if it fits, but my thought for tonight was 1920’s Berlin. Finger waves, dark eyes, lots of shiny kinky stuffs.
We walked from there to Purple Passion. I gave my cousin a tutorial on implements since she is moving into selling them, not just vanilla toys. From there we walked to one of my happy places, very vanilla, trader joe’s wine store. I showed her how I wine camel and brought 6 bottles to refill my wine rack for next to nothing.
We headed up to the east side for a groupon wine tasting and dinner. Along the way we stoppped in a couple of second hand stores. I found a back up dress in case the crazy old lady was off with her sizes.
The wine tasting was good and well worth the travel. On the way home I thought my arms would break, but we manages to get all 7 bottles home, yup, I didn’t know the dinner came with a bottle to take home!
In total we walked almost 8 miles yesterday and as a treat I made her a nice lavander detox bath before bed. She’s still sound asleep and I’m heading to the gym for cardio, sauna and yoga to start my day.
I’m starting to get a little …… I don’t know how to describe it. I’m still not feeling well about this birthday and my cash is running low because of all of my things I’m doing to try to keep me preoccupied. Today will be another day of running and events. I have this horrible sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. I know I’ll wake up tomorrow and I will no longer be able to ignore the fact that my birthday has arrived.
Funny side note: When Sir originally asked what I would like for my birthday, I said a juicer. So the pic is just a different version of one:)